The Answer Is NOT Blowing In The Wind

Hey, Dylan! Unless the answer is "allergy and sinus irritation", all that's blowing in the wind is a bunch of leaves and dirt and mold.

The wind has been blowing something fierce today. It's dry. Drier than you can imagine. And the yesterday? Rain!

I felt the change in the weather as it was happening. My sinuses started throbbing and I couldn't seem to clear the magically expanding secretions to achieve any sort of relief.

But back to the "dry." My skin is shriveling, scaling, and itching as I type.

Did I mention we're under a red flag warning for most of the state?

It's also really freakin' cold, my pilot light won't light, and the water heater (which broke on Friday and the landlord hasn't bothered to fix yet) is dead, so a nice warm shower is out of the question. In fact, running any sort of water causes it to pour out of some pipe near the water heater (even though it's supposedly off).

God, I love California! I totally get why everyone wants to move here.

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