
Paul R. Hollrah
Buying Soiled Underwear
November 22, 2008
For more than a
year the American people have been tortured, ad nauseum, with the
Obama campaign theme, “Change We Can Believe In.” Republicans... and a
few curious Democrats... have asked to be enlightened on the exact
meaning of that theme, but to no avail. Their inquiries have been met
either with stony silence or meaningless platitudes... most equating to
whatever is the anti-Bush theme of the day in Democratic circles.
But now that Obama is
the presumptive president-elect we’ll very soon get to see exactly what
he meant. (Obama will not be the president-elect until sometime around
noon EST, on Monday, December 15, when the Electoral College votes... in
spite of the fact that he regularly stands behind a podium in his
transition headquarters with the words “Office of the President-Elect”
emblazoned across the front.)
Given the unparalleled
level of enthusiasm for (and fear of) the Obama presidency, the American
people are now fully focused, politically. What they are about to
witness is just how difficult the process of staffing a new
administration can be... especially for Democrats. Having been through
the White House staffing mill on two occasions in Republican
administrations, where appointments are most often based on political
considerations AND qualifications, I can paint a fairly accurate
picture. It goes something like this:
The president selects
his top aides and cabinet officials, twenty or so, and they each select
their top twenty aides and deputies, giving us, roughly speaking, the
top 400 political appointees. But then, each of those 400 people
selects their top fifteen or twenty people and we quickly have 6,000 or
8,000 political appointees in the executive branch. The problem is, by
the time we get to the third echelon of political appointees there is
very little consideration given to qualifications or competence. It’s
all based on who has enough political muscle to beat out the
competition. Just picture the pushing and shoving at a Japanese subway
stop at rush hour and you’ll have a pretty good picture of what it’s
like.
What it boils down to
is that, by the time the top 6,000 or 8,000 appointments are made in the
executive branch, the level of incompetence is such that it comes very
close to representing a violation of the president’s oath of office.
As presidents go, Obama
is not off to a very good start. His very first selection was Rahm
Emanuel as White House Chief of Staff. Emanuel is a foul-mouthed,
mean-spirited political hatchet man, a product of the corrupt Chicago
Democratic machine. He is famous for once having
mailed a dead fish to a Democratic pollster
who he felt had been disloyal. In Mafia circles, sending a dead fish to
someone means they will soon be “sleeping with the fishes.”
Was he
serious? Fox News has reported that, on another occasion, during Bill
Clinton’s 1992 presidential campaign, Emanuel rose to speak at a dinner
gathering. Then, as he rattled off a list of names of people he felt
were “disloyal Democrats,” he repeatedly stabbed a knife into the dinner
table, shouting the word “Dead!” after each name. It puts one in mind
of Hillary Clinton’s favorite intimidator, Los Angeles private
investigator Anthony J. Pellicano.
While
working for actor Stephen Segal, Pellicano reportedly harassed LA
Times reporter, Anita Busch, who was writing a series of stories
about the relationship between Segal and a reputed mob figure. When
Ms. Busch found
a bullet hole in her windshield she called the
cops. On the front seat they found a dead fish with a
long-stemmed red rose in its mouth and a one-word note saying, simply,
“STOP!” (So what is this fascination Democrats have with dead fish?
Could that be why they’ve reelected Harry Reid as Senate majority
leader?)
Following the Emanuel
appointment, one of the worst political appointments of all time, Obama
floated the name of Jamie Gorelick as his nominee for Attorney General.
However, we were soon reminded that it was Gorleick who authored the
infamous “Gorelick Wall” memorandum during the Clinton Administration...
a directive that prohibited the FBI’s intelligence division from telling
the criminal division what they knew about the 9/11 hijackers, before
the attack.
After
leaving the Justice Department, Gorelick was the beneficiary of an even
greater political plum. Although she had no background or experience in
finance, she was named Vice Chairman of the
Federal National
Mortgage Association (Fannie Mae). During her tenure at
Fannie Mae the organization managed to create a multi-billion dollar
accounting scandal... a principal factor in the sub-prime mortgage
meltdown... while she walked away with a whopping $26 million. Her
trial balloon popped like a soap bubble in a pine forest.
Now Obama
is floating the name of Eric Holder, another “bad boy” from the Clinton
Justice Department. During his tenure as Deputy Attorney General under
Janet Reno, Holder ignored all of the objections of the FBI and signed
off on Bill Clinton’s pardon of fugitive financier Marc Rich. This
after Rich’s ex-wife, Denise, made a $500,000 contribution to the
Clinton library foundation, the Democratic National Committee, and
Hillary Clinton’s U.S. Senate campaign.
When the
Clintons left the White House in January 2001 and the Bush people moved
in, they found a lot of unfinished business relating to the Clinton
scandals. In all, some 112 individuals and two corporations were
indictable on criminal felony offenses during Clinton’s second term. Of
those, 57 were indicted, 54 escaped indictment, and 3 resigned rather
than face prosecution. Of the 57 who were indicted, 41 were found
guilty, one was acquitted by a DC jury, three were granted immunity in
exchange for their testimony, and 12 never went to trial.
The Bush
Justice Department, incompetent as they were, simply looked the other
way and failed to indict or to prosecute the guilty. They did, however,
leave a large pool of “talent” from which Barack Obama now appears to be
staffing his administration. If he continues along that path...
choosing Hillary Clinton as his Secretary of State, for example, he’ll
be bringing Bill Clinton and all of his dirty laundry back into the
White House. He won’t be giving us the “change” he promised, he’ll only
be buying more of the Clinton’s soiled underwear.