 October
7, 2004
- (The following libretto is to the tune of the Oompa Loompa songs
in Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)
Oompa Loompa, doompadee doo,
We have a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, doompadee dee,
If you are wise you will listen me.
What do you get when you vote for Kerry,
A wife with a mouth spewing vulgarity,
A flip flopping fool who cannot answer why,
The Swifties say his story is nothing but a lie,
I don't like the look of it.
Wind surfing’s fine when it's once in a while.
Wind sock policy is not a good style,
Voting for our men to fight in Iraq, then
Changing your mind saying bring them all back,
You have to fund a war to win, he did not and it’s a sin…
Who do you blame when our country’s attacked,
Why is it George Bush instead of terrorist trash?
Blaming the President is grossly unfair,
but John Kerry doesn’t seem to care.
You know who you have to blame; Extremists and Al Qaeda.
What will result from one more resolution?
Kofi Annan, scandal and more collusion.
Oil for food proves they’re not true allies,
What will it take for you to open your eyes?
We are always authorized over all their silly lies
(lies that only polarize).
If you're not greedy you will go far.
You don’t cut in lines spouting who you are,
Pushing in lines screaming, "Let me pass!”
You come off as an arrogant ass!
First wives don’t say, "Shove it.”
George Bush has true character
He honors, loves, and protects her.
He wants to preserve our sovereignty,
Not let the French dictate policy!,
George Bush has integrity.
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do.
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