In her lifetime, Chelsea Clinton has had a front row seat to more corruption and more sexual excess than an aging mob-connected porn star, so it might be interesting to hear what she has to say... if she could be totally candid. And while we enjoyed a brief chuckle over the silly notion that a young woman of her age and inexperience would have anything interesting to say, I couldn't help but wonder what it would be like to hear her drone on and on for thirty or forty minutes about her recent domestic battles with colic and diaper rash while suffering through a $500 plate of cold string beans, soggy au gratin potatoes, and "rubber chicken."
But then it occurred to me that she is only slightly less experienced than her mother's former boss, Barack Obama, and he's sitting in the Oval Office making big decisions on my behalf. So if people would be dumb enough to vote for her mother or for Barack Obama as president of the United States, and if there are those who would actually pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to hear one of the elder Clintons speak, well, who knows...?
Chelsea Clinton was born on February 27, 1980, early in her father's first term as governor of Arkansas and almost five years after her mother was fired from the staff of the House committee that impeached Richard Nixon. She was fired when the chief of staff of the House Judiciary Committee described her as "an unethical, dishonest lawyer," who "conspired to violate the Constitution, the rules of the House, the rules of the committee, and the rules of confidentiality."
During her undergraduate years at Wellesley College, near Boston, Hillary became an admirer and a protégé of the evil mastermind of the Democrat Party playbook, Saul Alinsky. In fact, Alinsky's book, Rules for Radicals, was not only the subject matter of Hillary's senior thesis at Wellesley, it has been the "bible" that has informed Barack Obama's ideological evolution since his college years at Occidental, Columbia, and Harvard, and perhaps before. To understand Alinsky's utter disdain for American culture and the US Constitution we need look no further than his ideological offspring, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, both of whom view the US Constitution as a document that means whatever they would like it to mean on any given day.
Chelsea was born just two years before her mother turned a modest $1,000 investment in cattle futures into a $100,000 profit in just one year... taking her trading advice from a lawyer for the largest corporation in Arkansas while her husband served as the state's attorney general. Then, in 1993, when Chelsea was twelve, her parents uprooted their criminal franchise in Arkansas and moved it from the governor's mansion in Little Rock to the White House in Washington.
In November 1998, Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan (D-NY) announced that he would not seek reelection to his senate seat in 2000. It was Hillary's signal that, after six years as first lady of the United States, and after washing her husband's "dirty laundry" for nearly twenty-five years, it might be fun to represent the State of New York in the US Senate. However, as a lifelong resident of Chicago, Little Rock, and Washington, DC, her New York credentials were slightly "underwhelming." To solve that problem the Clintons purchased a 5,200 sq. ft. colonial mansion in Chappaqua, New York, for $1.33 million and Hillary embarked on an extensive "listening tour" to learn what was on the minds of people in upstate New York.
After winning the Democrat nomination, Hillary knew that white liberals and blacks would be with her, but she was less than popular in the Jewish community and totally unknown in New York's large Puerto Rican community, so she concentrated on solidifying her support within those constituencies.
In the years between 1975 and 1985, a Puerto Rican terror group, the FALN, exploded some 120 bombs in public places, mostly in New York and Chicago. In those bombings, six people were killed and dozens more, including police officers, were permanently maimed. Sixteen FALN members were convicted and sentenced to prison terms ranging from 35 to 105 years.
But with Hillary combating charges of being one of the most shameless carpetbaggers of all time, the Clintons knew they'd have to "pull out all the stops" to win the New York senate seat. Accordingly, on August 11, 1999, Bill Clinton commuted the sentences of all sixteen members of the FALN. However, the commutations were not universally popular. They were strongly opposed by the US Attorney, the FBI, the Federal Bureau of Prisons, the Fraternal Order of Police, the families of FALN victims, and members of Congress (a resolution opposing the commutations passed the Senate by a vote of 95-2 and the House of Representatives by a vote of 311-41). Nevertheless, Clinton proceeded with the commutations and the Puerto Rican community fell in line behind Hillary.
With the Puerto Rican vote in the bag, there was still work to be done in the New York Jewish community. Late in her campaign, on August 8, 2000, Hillary visited the small Rockland County village of New Square, New York, a community of orthodox Hasidic Jews, where members of the local community had their tzitzits in a knot over the 1999 conviction of four Hasidic men charged with swindling the federal government out of some $40 million in education grants, small-business loans, and housing subsidies.
Although Hillary is said to have been warmly received by local residents, it is not known what was discussed during her stopover. However, what is known is that on Election Day, November 7, Hillary won New Square by a vote of 1,359 to10, and that, six weeks later, on December 22, 2000, Grand Rabbi David Twersky of the New Square congregation, participated in a closed door meeting with Bill Clinton in the White House Map Room. And although it is quite possible that the two men discussed nothing more than Clinton's preference in cigars, the meeting had a positive outcome for the Jews of New Square. On his last day in office, Bill Clinton reduced the prison sentences of the New Square Four from as much as 6.5 years to no more than 2½ years.
From the outset, not everyone in the Rockland County Jewish community was optimistic that a pardon for the New Square Four could be arranged. What they failed to understand is that, when Bill and Hillary Clinton "pull out all the stops" to win an election, they don't worry much about legal or political repercussions.
And now comes 34-year-old Chelsea Clinton Mezvinsky (Mrs. Marc Mezvinsky), the daughter of former president Bill Clinton and former secretary of state Hillary Rodham Clinton, and the daughter-in-law of former congressman Ed Mezvinsky (D-IA) who pled guilty in 2001 to thirty-one counts of obtaining nearly $10 million through bank fraud, mail fraud, and wire fraud.
When most of us sit down to dinner with our extended families we might be able to discuss the few traffic tickets we've received over the years. But when Chelsea and her husband sit down to dinner with their parents they are sitting down with people who have first-hand experience with bank fraud, bribery, concealing evidence, conspiracy, contempt of court, evidence tampering, extortion, influence peddling, lying to federal investigators, mail fraud, money laundering, obstruction of justice, official secrets act violations, Pendleton Act violations, perjury, rape, sexual assault, subornation of perjury, theft of government property, vote fraud, wire fraud, witness tampering... and more.
After leaving her $600,000 per year job as a special correspondent for NBC News in August 2014, Chelsea was taken into the family business as vice-chairman of the Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea Clinton Foundation. However, according to a July 10, 2014 Associated Press story by Ken Thomas, she is represented, along with her father and mother, by the Harry Walker Agency, in New York, which arranges speaking engagements for notable such as former vice president Dick Cheney, former senator Rick Santorum, and former governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. And while the Washington Speakers Bureau reports that speakers such as former senators Bill Bradley (D-NJ) and Christopher Dodd (D-CT), earn $25,000 to $40,000 per speech, the AP reports that Chelsea Clinton commands speaking fees as high as $75,000.
But it appears that all is not roses at the Clinton Foundation. It is reported that Foundation staff find Chelsea as difficult and unpleasant to work with as Arkansas State Patrolmen, the Secret Service, and White House staff did with her mother... resulting in an unusually high turnover of Foundation staff.
According to a May 19 report by James Dunn, of Mailonline, "A lot of people left because she was there. A lot of people left because she didn't want them there." Dunn reports that among those "displaced" since she arrived are former CEO Bruce Lindsey (former White House chief of staff who lied so frequently and so convincingly that he was able to keep Bill Clinton out of jail); Chelsea's former spokesman, Matt McKenna; and Ginny Ehrlich, the founding CEO of the Clinton Health Matters Initiative.
First indications are that the apple does not fall far from the tree. But with a charming, affable philanderer for a father and a cold, calculating shrew for a mother, what are we to expect? If there is such a thing as "genetic disposition," the long term prospects for Chelsea Clinton are not good. Let's hope that is not the case and that, for Marc Mezvinsky's sake, the Clinton women turn out to be polar opposites.